Harry Wanger by J O Wangling (ePub) torrent

This is the entire Harry Potter series with the word "wand" taken out and replaced with "wang," resulting in humorously raunchy mental imagery.

EXCERPT:
‘Come here, boy,’ said Moody gruffly, beckoning Harry towards him with his wang. ‘I need to Disillusion you.’

He rapped him hard on the top of the head and Harry felt a curious sensation as though Moody had just smashed an egg there; cold trickles seemed to be running down his body from the point the wang had struck.

‘Nice one, Mad-Eye,’ said Tonks appreciatively, staring at Harry’s midriff.