Star Wars Prequel Redux One Movie by 19 mp4 torrent

File: 3.4GB, mp4 1080p video, 48k audio
Duration: 2:20:04

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The Star Wars prequels are shitty movies. What a travesty of American cinema and a waste of incredible resources. There was such an opportunity to spin more parts of an awesome story. We love the iconic Episodes IV, V, and VI and the prequels were a serious injury to the Star Wars fans. Shame on everyone who gave George Lucas the "yes that sounds great, George!"

I've been itching to reduce these movies since they came out. Things you will find missing from my edit:

Any spoken words of JarJar (he still visually appears and it's kinda cool, uh, maybe. it was hard to surgically remove him completely. you understand...)
Droids talking back like it's a slapstick movie
Gungans (missa speed yousa waysa..)
General Grievous
Terrible Padme/Anakin lines (ok some of them are still there. ugh.)
Immaculate conception or midachlorians (sorry, no)
Racist trade federation characters
Whining Skywalker lines
Over the top Dick Tracy makeup on the smoking Emperor
Yoda jumping around like it's a fucking kung fu movie
Darth Vader yelling "Nooooooooooo!!"

In the words of Jack Torrance, "Go check it out!"

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