The 12 Painful Days Of Christmas - The Pickled People mp3 torrent

12 Painful Days of Christmas by The Pickled People (David Brawner/Chairman Meow)

A take on the old song most of us know.
Christmas is just another painful day and they had to make 12 of them

On the first day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
A Swift Kick In The Nut Sack

On the second day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
2 Fisticuffs
and A Swift Kick In The Nut Sack

On the third day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
3 Swollen Glands
2 Fisticuffs
and A Swift Kick In The Nut Sack

On the fourth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
4 Names That Hurt
3 Swollen Glands
2 Fisticuffs
and A Swift Kick In The Nut Sack

On the fifth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
5 Hemorrhoids
4 Names That Hurt
3 Swollen Glands
2 Fisticuffs
and A Swift Kick In The Nut Sack

On the sixth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
6 Steps On Lego
5 Hemorrhoids
4 Names That Hurt
3 Swollen Glands
2 Fisticuffs
and A Swift Kick In The Nut Sack

On the seventh day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
7 Migraine Headaches
6 Steps On Lego
5 Hemorrhoids
4 Names That Hurt
3 Swollen Glands
2 Fisticuffs
and A Swift Kick In The Nut Sack

On the eighth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
8 Penis Piercings
7 Migraine Headaches
6 Steps On Lego
5 Hemorrhoids
4 Names That Hurt
3 Swollen Glands
2 Fisticuffs
and A Swift Kick In The Nut Sack

On the ninth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
9 Lopped Off Fingers
8 Penis Piercings
7 Migraine Headaches
6 Steps On Lego
5 Hemorrhoids
4 Names That Hurt
3 Swollen Glands
2 Fisticuffs
and A Swift Kick In The Nut Sack

On the tenth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
10 Tooth Abscesses
9 Lopped Off Fingers
8 Penis Piercings
7 Migraine Headaches
6 Steps On Lego
5 Hemorrhoids
4 Names That Hurt
3 Swollen Glands
2 Fisticuffs
and A Swift Kick In The Nut Sack

On the eleventh day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
11 Cuts Of Paper
10 Tooth Abscesses
9 Lopped Off Fingers
8 Penis Piercings
7 Migraine Headaches
6 Steps On Lego
5 Hemorrhoids
4 Names That Hurt
3 Swollen Glands
2 Fisticuffs
and A Swift Kick In The Nut Sack

On the twelfth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
12 Lip Injections
11 Cuts Of Paper
10 Tooth Abscesses
9 Lopped Off Fingers
8 Penis Piercings
7 Migraine Headaches
6 Steps On Lego
5 Hemorrhoids
4 Names That Hurt
3 Swollen Glands
2 Fisticuffs
and A Swift Kick In The Nut Sack