The Steven Page Love Album - BUMSCAGS torrent

This is a tribute to former Barenaked Ladies singer Steven Page. I know Steven has a humorous side and a dark side. I know he loves singing about food and parody/satire. Knowing this, I thought I'd rework some tunes of mine as a tribute to him.
BACKGROUND:
A FEW DAYS AGO, ABOUT MARCH 27, 2017, I HAD A DREAM THAT STEVEN PAGE WAS MAKING FUN OF ME AND THEN HE TURNED INTO A REALLY MEAN GUY. THEN HE WENT ON A TRIP BACK TO TORONTO AND NO ONE EVER HEARD FROM HIM AGAIN. SO I THOUGHT WHY NOT MAKE A TRIBUTE USING MY DREAM OF HIS UNKINDNESS MIXED WITH WHAT LITTLE I KNOW ABOUT THE ACTUAL GUY. I'VE HAD IDENTICAL DREAMS ABOUT LOU REED (FOR WHOM I WROTE A TRIBUTE), DAVID BOWIE AND MICHAEL STIPE. I'D SAY HE'S IN GOOD COMPANY. SO BASICALLY, THIS IS NOT THE GUY. I'VE NEVER MET THE GUY. ALL I KNOW IS THAT I WAS A HUGE FAN FOR YEARS AND ATTENDED MY ALL-TIME BEST CONCERT IN 1995 (BRANDON, MANITOBA, CANADA). CAN YOU BELIEVE THEY HAD A GUY BBQ HOTDOGS AND THROW THEM TO THE CROWD? I HAD A GREAT TIME. I WAS ALSO SAD BECAUSE I KNEW EVEN THOUGH I EMOTIONALLY BONDED TO THE MUSIC, I WAS JUST A NOBODY IN THE CROWD AND LITTLE HAS CHANGED. MUST BE HARD BEING A PUBLIC FIGURE. ALSO, I AM BIPOLAR. RUMOUR IS THAT STEVEN IS TOO. SO? I GUESS I WILL START MAKING ORIGINALS AGAIN AS AN ARMCHAIR CHICKENSHIT MUSICIAN WHO WILL NEVER PERFORM? WELL, IT'S A LONG ROAD AHEAD. ENJOY THIS FICTION ABOUT A HERO FROM MY PAST, STEVEN PAGE. HE'S VERY HUMAN AND I RECOMMEND CHECKING HIM OUT IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO HE IS. THANK YOU STEVEN. THANK YOU ALL.



TRACK LISTING:

THE FANS NEVER LOVED ME
SINGING LIKE KERMIT THE FROG DID
STEVEN PAGE, BIPOLAR AGAIN
DAMN THOSE DAYS, THOSE GOD FORSAKEN DAYS
I WAS STEVEN PAGE
WHENEVER, WHEREVER, WHATEVER STEVEN PAGE
STEVEN WILL SHUT YOU OUT
BRIAN WILSON, SECRET AGENT MAN
ODE TO STEVEN PAGE (WHEN THE BAND IS DONE)
BARENAKED LADIES REUNION
BALLAD OF A BROKEN MAN
BONUS TRACK: STEVEN PAGE WIKIPEDIA PAGE
BONUS TRACK: FAST BASKETBALL (PEE-WEE HERMAN VS. STEVEN PAGE)
EXPLANATION FOR THE STEVEN PAGE LOVE ALBUM

COMPOSED AND PERFORMED BY DAVID BRAWNER/CHAIRMAN MEOW EXCEPT BRIAN WILSON, SECRET AGENT MAN WRITTEN BY STEVEN PAGE WITH THE BARENAKED LADIES AS BRIAN WILSON