I’m Fine…and Other Lies - Whitney Cummings torrent

Category: Autobiography & Biographies, Humor
Language: English
Keywords: Autobiography Biography Comedy Humor Memoir Nonfiction Whitney Cummings

Written by Whitney Cummings
Read by Whitney Cummings
Format: MP3
Bitrate: 64 Kbps
Unabridged

Well, well, well. Look at you, ogling my audiobook page…. I presume if you’re reading this, it means you either need more encouragement to buy it or we used to date and you’re trying to figure out if you should sue me or not. Here are all the stories and mistakes I’ve made that were way too embarrassing to tell on stage in front of an actual audience; but thanks to not-so-modern technology, you can hear about them here so I don’t have to risk having your judgmental eye contact crush my self-esteem.

This audiobook contains some delicious schadenfreude in which I recall such humiliating debacles as breaking my shoulder while trying to impress a guy, coming very close to spending my life in a Guatemalan prison, and having my lacerated ear sewn back on by a deaf guy after losing it in a torrid love affair.

In addition to hoarding mortifying situations that’ll make you feel way better about your choices, I’ve also accumulated a lot of knowledge from therapists, psychotherapists, and psychopaths that can probably help you avoid making the same mistakes I’ve made. Think of this audiobook as everything you’d want from the Internet all in one place, except without the constant distractions of ads, online shopping, and porn.

I’m not sure what else to say, except that you should buy it if you want to laugh and learn how to stop being crazy. And if we used to date, see you in court.

Date of release: 2017
Length: 9 hours 10 minutes