Uncollected! series (6 books) - Paul Jennings torrent

Category: Children, General Fiction, Humor
Language: English
Keywords: Jennings paul Jennings stig Wemyss Unbearable unbelievable Uncanny Uncollected Uncovered Undone unseen wemyss

Written by Paul Jennings
Read by Stig Wemyss
Format: MP3
Bitrate: 128 Kbps
Unabridged

Unbelievable!
Stare if you dare, into Paul Jennings’ wild world. What happens when you grow younger?
Where do ghosts sit their exams? How would you cope if a million birds did it on you? Where did the eyes in the bottle come from?
Nine stories that you would never dream of. From one of Australia’s most popular authors.

Uncanny!
Stare, if you dare, into Paul Jennings’ wild world.
Can your dog fly? Could a tattoo run away? What’s it like inside a dead whale? How could a remote control work on people?
Nine stories that you would never dream of. From one of Australia’s most popular authors.

Unbearable!
It’s unbearable… The bird’s perch is swinging to and fro and hitting me on the nose. I can see my eye in its little mirror. Unbearably weird… You have the foulest feet ever. There are flies for lunch. A goat swallows your opal. And you have lived before.

Undone!
I’m undone….Yes, I know. I’m a fink. A rat. A creep. Nobody likes Eric Mud and it’s all my fault. But I don’t deserve this, do I?
Plans come undone. Zips come undone. Bullies come undone. And so will the listeners who try to predict the endings of these eight weird and wonderful stories.

Uncovered!
Stare if you dare, into Paul Jennings’ wild world. How will you stop a thousand rabbits breeding in your bedroom?
Who would want to collect toilet rolls? Could you do it? Fifty dollars if you don’t speak for a day. Why would an ear grow on the wall?
Nine stories that you would never dream of. From one of Australia’s most popular authors.

Unseen!
“This is unbelievable. This is unreal. What is going on here? First I get a toilet seat stuck around my face and now this little parrot is following me around.”
Unseen events like… the dead coming back to life… escaping a man-eating ghost… growing spare fingers… cheating the fate that awaits you… stories from the one and only Paul Jennings.