Fat Vampire 1- 6 - Johnny B. Truant torrent

Category: Other
Language: English
Keywords: Fantasy Humor Teen & Young Adult

Written by Johnny B. Truant
Format: MP3
Bitrate: 128 Kbps
Unabridged

Been asked to reseed, but I can not. Here is a repost.
Thank you to who ever posted them years ago.

Fat Vampire - Johnny B. Truant
Category: Fantasy, Humor, Teen & Young Adult
Language: EnglishKeywords: Fat
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Fat Vampire - Johnny B. Truant

Written by Johnny B. Truant
Format: MP3
Bitrate: 128 Kbps
Unabridged

Fat Vampire book 1 by Johnny B. Truant, not to be confused with Fat Vampire: A Never Coming of Age Story by Adam Rex.

From the author of “Unicorn Western” comes a story of fangs and fast food…

When overweight treadmill salesman Reginald Baskin finally meets a co-worker who doesn’t make fun of him, it’s just his own bad luck that tech guy Maurice turns out to be a thousand-year-old vampire.

And when Maurice turns Reginald to save his life, it’s just Reginald’s own further bad luck that he wakes up to discover he’s become the slowest, weakest, most out-of-shape vampire ever born, doomed to “heal” to his corpulent self for all of eternity.

As Reginald struggles with the downsides of being a fat vampire — too slow to catch people to feed on, mocked by those he tries to glamour, assaulted by his intended prey and left for undead — he discovers in himself rare powers that few vampires have… and just in time too, because the Vampire Council might just want his head for being an inferior representative of their race.

Fat Vampire is the story of an unlikely hero who, after having an imperfect eternity shoved into his grease-stained hands, must learn to turn the afterlife’s lemons into tasty lemon danishes

Fat Vampire
1. Fat Vampire (2019)
2. Tastes Like Chicken (2019)
3. All You Can Eat (2023)
4. Harder Better Fatter Stronger (2019)
5. Fatpocalypse (2019)
6. Survival of the Fattest (2019)