Patiala House torrent

Patiala House is a film about the Kahlon household of Southall. The family is headed by orthodox Sikh Gurtej Kahlon (Rishi Kapoor) who expresses every emotion with a little moustache dance. His bitter past of witnessing certain racist exploits has him utterly disregard everything British. Consequently, his giant family of 12-14 people are refused to pursue their dreams (since that is very British?). So most of them resign to Indian versions of their dreams. The Kahlon who wants to be a chef starts frying 'jalebis', the one who wants to a filmmaker finds himself behind the wheel of a taxi and one of the sisters (Hard Kaur) who wants to be rapper is forced to croon bhajans (the only thing worse than her rap).