Al Murray - Let's Re-Great Britain (Audiobook) torrent

Penguin presents the unabridged, downloadable, audiobook edition of Let's Re-Great Britain, by Al Murray, read by Al Murray. Al Murray grabbed the headlines when he announced his intention to stand in the UK General Election as his most famous creation, the 'Pub Landlord', for the newly formed Free United Kingdom Party. He will be contesting the seat of South Thanet against UKIP leader Nigel Farage, in a battle that is sure to see comedy and clashes from now until polling day. This book will set out his hilarious manifesto, including his views on: Money: "The Pound will be revalued at one pound 10p, so it will now be worth 10p more." Scotland: "Alex Salmond to be made First Minister for Norwich, so he can understand what being ignored by the rest of the country is really like." Local issues: "South Thanet to be made the new capital of the UK. Demilitarised zone to set-up between North and South Thanet."

In Let's re-Great Britain, Al Murray's Pub Landlord sets out his party's vision for the country, and explains how politics actually works.

Citizens of Hope & Glory! It's time to bring common sense to the House of Commons.

Parliament is a nest of slippery, poisonous vipers and only a bonkers, mental idiot would try to make sense of it. Yet in Let's re-Great Britain, Al Murray, the Pub Landlord, presents his guide to British politics and a vision for a Greater Britain.

In it you'll learn and appreciate The Guv's views and policies on:
- The jobless: Fix youth unemployment with a pyramid scheme (literally, build some pyramids)
- Economics: Cut the deficit by borrowing more, growing a beard and leaving the country
- Criminal Justice: Bring back hanging if only for the sake of the rope industry
- Immigration: Electrify the English Channel

A plain, common-sense vision of an impossibly complicated (and, frankly, dull) subject, this will almost certainly be one day hailed as the new founding text of the nation - a Magna Carta 2.0 from the Landlord of Hope and Glory