A caffeine (& whatnot) fueled rant in over 10 minutes but under 15, extolling the virtues of B-movies and cinematic junk in general. I’ll tell you which films to avoid completely and which ones may warrant 90 minutes of your time.
Today, it’s Goblin.
The Good: Rhodes, Bellows, Cunningham, a bit of gore, a monster that looks like a Nazgul with shark teeth, a drunken hillbilly version of the Sam Loomis monster hunter archetype, and an Ancient Curse.
The Bad: Most of the other actors, the CG, the unoriginality, and not enough gore