SKGB's Alternate Adventures in Dubstepland torrent

After the rapture, the world was torn asunder. Zomby Jesus, after coming back to party hard at the "Blip Festival", for some Random reason, decided to Reformat The Planet with his Cheap Shots and Lazer Light Eyes. As the smoke cleared, and Cheap Dinosaurs once more went Animalstyle on dat planet, there came a voice from the skies. And on that day, Carl Sagan said, "Let there be dubstep". And it was good.