RuPaul Ho Ho Ho (1997) torrent

This is the campy holiday disc of the decade (if not the past 40 years) from 1997. Everybody's favorite sugar plum fairy delivers a batch of standards and salty originals as only RuPaul can. Some of these holiday covers are done so tongue-in-cheek (i.e., "I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus") you expect to find an oral surgeon listed on the album credits. Still Ho Ho Ho (isn't that an allusion to an old Eddie Murphy line on Saturday Night Live?) really is fun fun fun, especially RuPaul's hilarious sendup of Eartha Kit's "Santa Baby," preceded by "All I Want for Christmas." Here the combined wish lists are slightly changed to reflect RuPaul's pronounced proclivities: cash, plastic surgery (a nice tummy tuck and some other anatomical manipulations, too), cash, and, of course, a big diamond rock. When it's all said and done, this is one Christmas sweet tart who wants "the total package, honey. TP." Ho doesn't come with one, but a PG rating here should suffice. --Martin Keller

1. With Bells On
2. Rupaul the Red-Nosed Reindeer
3. All I Want for Christmas
4. Santa Baby
5. All Alone on Christmas
6. Christmas Train
7. Christmas Nite
8. Funky Christmas (Christmas at My House)
9. I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus
10. Here Comes Santa Claus (Right Down Santa Claus Lane)
11. You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
12. Hard Candy Christmas
13. Celebrate