2 shoes thrown at President Bush during press conference in Iraq
Reporter attacks the president of the United States of America with both of his shoes at a press conference.
Secret security rushes out, but in his lame duck session, George has become a good ducker, and easily dodged the shoe missile.
Journalist would have been a shoe-in for the gallows if Saddam was still in charge.
Now they will sneakily murder him under shadow of night, then liquidate the body in an acid pit.