RIFFTRAX - Warriors Of The Wasteland WIDESCREEN VERSION torrent

Rifftrax - Warriors Of The Wasteland WIDESCREEN VERSION

There’s an old saying that goes “Behind every successful movie, there’s a horrible Italian rip-off of it that uses three seconds of endless looped drumbeats as its soundtrack.” Never has this reliable chestnut been more true than in the case of Warriors of the Wasteland.

Yes, once again the inhabitants of Earth have reduced our planet to a smoldering wasteland. You might assume nukes, or genetically altered chimps are the culprit. Wrong you are. This time around what did us in was -- Books! How did this happen? It of course is not explained. But it was books, you sure can count on that!

So the Warriors of the Wasteland drive around in their admittedly sweet cars, sporting their admittedly heinous hairstyles, kinda resenting books and occasionally massacring an outpost of survivors.

Books may have caused the apocalypse, but laughable special effects and ludicrous dialogue certainly survived it. Please join Mike, Kevin, Bill and a bunch of folks who couldn’t afford tickets to Thunderdome for Warriors of the Wasteland.

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Editor's note: This was much more work than I anticipated. MP3 audio was lifted directly from the Rifftrax video, while the XVID picture was significantly edited from the DVD rip of "The New Barbarians" (The original English title). Only one riff at the end was deleted -- "Things like consistent aspect ratios are so main-stream Hollywood" since there is now no change in the aspect ratio.