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Making your own sausage will put you in a league with some
famous people who, even if they didn't actually make their
own, contributed to sausage's sometimes inglorious past.
Although Homer didn't mention anything about Helen of
Troy sending out for a sausage and pepperoni pizza, he did state
in the Odyssey that when the Greeks and Trojans weren't
fighting they often enjoyed a few plump, well-turned sausages
grilled over the campfire.
Constantine, on the other hand, banned sausage shortly after
he inherited the Roman Empire. It seems that he was embarrassed
by the orgies at which sausage was often consumed. His
puritanical sensibilities simply wouldn't stand for it. Of course he
also banned skinnydipping in the public baths so you know that
he was just no fun at all.
Our own history might have been different if (so the story
goes) Captain John Smith hadn't been so adept at roasting his
homemade Polish kielbasa over an open fire. It seems that
Pocahontas loved that sausage and so she convinced daddy to
spare Captain John's life. And they say the way to a man's
heart... ? Anyway, with a name like Smith it was no easy feat
for kielbasa to come to the rescue.