Standup Comedy - Kurt Metzger - Talks To Young People About Sex torrent

Known for voicing the role of Randall the zombie on the animated hit "Ugly Americans," Kurt Metzger steps out from behind the drawings to deliver one of the funniest hours of stand-up heard in a long time. Metzger's "Talks to Young People About Sex" digital album will be released on COMEDY CENTRAL Records on Tuesday, June 28.

In this hour set taped at Helium Comedy Club in Philadelphia, Metzger explains the difference between Ben & Jerry's and Häagen-Dazs, why God could be a woman and the reasons we should forgive Tiger Woods.

Formerly a Christian minister, Metzger found himself more at home in the comedy clubs of New York City than in the cloth, and soon logged many appearances on COMEDY CENTRAL as a stand-up and as a writer for "Chapelle's Show." Other credits include performing on COMEDY CENTRAL's “Live at Gotham,” Showtime's “White Boys in the Hood” and as a regular on VH1's “Best Week Ever.” Metzger filmed a half-hour special for COMEDY CENTRAL and appeared on “Important Things with Demetri Martin and IFC's “Z-Rock.” In 2007, he was the stand out comedian at the Montreal Comedy Festival's New Faces showcase. He has also written for other Spike TV, VH1 and COMEDYCENTRAL programs.


01 - The Gulf Spill Affects All Of Us, And Guidos [Explicit]
02 - Some Things You Do Not Joke About! [Explicit]
03 - Kurt Explains Why America Is Still Number 1 [Explicit]
04 - Cash4Gold, Facebook, Your Virginity, And You! [Explicit]
05 - A Sweaty Monster Gets Everyone To Forgive Tiger Woods [Explicit]
06 - Kurt Talks To Young People About Fat Chicks And Alaska [Explicit]
07 - A Heavy Mexican Lunch With Ice Cream For Dessert [Explicit]
08 - Kurt Talks To Young People About Dating And Plastic Surgery [Explicit]
09 - Straight Talk About Jizz [Explicit]
10 - Hold Your Own Fucking Purse [Explicit]
11 - Shitting, Hair Loss, Shitting Shitting [Explicit]
12 - This One Is Hard To Justify! [Explicit]
13 - Kurt Talks To Young People About Fisting [Explicit]
14 - Know Your Gyno! [Explicit]
15 - Kurt Explains Evolution To Young People And Why God Is A Woman [Explicit]
16 - Kurt Talks To Young People About Interracial Dating [Explicit]
17 - Award Winning Michael Jackson Joke Followed By Frank Discussion Of Sexual Abuse [Explicit]
18 - The Mayan Prophecies, 2012, And You! [Explicit]
19 - Curing Aids The Kinoki Way! [Explicit]
20 - Kurt Talks To Young People About Safe Assplay [Explicit]