Concise Guide to Forgetting How Much You Suck
Jason Farnon
How many times have you said this to yourself? Things just suck, people
are stupid. You haven't washed in a while and are probably better off dead.
Once again, cDc comes to the rescue. Here are some methods of passing the time
until you die. They have been tested and proven to work. No guess work
involved here... have fun, and don't eat the brown acid.
Classic text phile from Cult of The Dead Cow (1994)